Why Do They Bother?

So today i was at the holiest places of all, KFC, when some african woman decided to walk over to my table and enquire, ‘ARE YOU FROM AFRICA? ARE U FROM NIGERIA OR GHANA?’

i jus shook my head vehemently but she carried on sayin ‘I FELL ASLEEP AT THE BUS STOP AND WHEN I WOKE UP MY PURSE WAS GONE (cue the tears) AND I NEED SOME MONEY, HAVE U GOT ANY CHANGE? PLEASE ANYTHIN? £4?’

i wasnt gna hand over money to someone that fell asleep at the bus stop, its her own fault, i never steal but if i saw someone slouched over the chairs at the bus stop id be tempted to snatch it, jus to teach them a lesson, also why was she requesting an exact amount, i kno she was broke but i also know for a fact that she was gna spend any money she got on fried chicken, and i dnt spend money on chicken apart for myself.

Anyway, when i told her i didnt have no money, the tears magically dissapeared and i couldnt help but laugh in her face at her feeble attempt, i guess im going to hell but i already knew that.