Always Knew You Were A Cunt
February 22, 2009
I hate Damien Hirst, firstly why is he selling his art without a dealer, theyre the ones that helped him when he was a nobody but all of a sudden when hes successful he jus tells them to fuck off
And why did he sue a 16 year old for using his picture in his artwork, bare in mind that Mr Hirst made over 100 million last year but decides hes gna sue the kid for his £200 profits, why does he need the money and its not about the principle, i can imagine this being a catalyst for loads of laws and regulations, art is all about interpretation and inspiration is forever taking from other art so i dont see why he was moaning, hes another prick and has joined the ranks with Gary Barlow.
Originality is non-existant, it’s not about where you take things from, it’s where you take them to.
Why Do They Bother?
February 22, 2009
So today i was at the holiest places of all, KFC, when some african woman decided to walk over to my table and enquire, ‘ARE YOU FROM AFRICA? ARE U FROM NIGERIA OR GHANA?’
i jus shook my head vehemently but she carried on sayin ‘I FELL ASLEEP AT THE BUS STOP AND WHEN I WOKE UP MY PURSE WAS GONE (cue the tears) AND I NEED SOME MONEY, HAVE U GOT ANY CHANGE? PLEASE ANYTHIN? £4?’
i wasnt gna hand over money to someone that fell asleep at the bus stop, its her own fault, i never steal but if i saw someone slouched over the chairs at the bus stop id be tempted to snatch it, jus to teach them a lesson, also why was she requesting an exact amount, i kno she was broke but i also know for a fact that she was gna spend any money she got on fried chicken, and i dnt spend money on chicken apart for myself.
Anyway, when i told her i didnt have no money, the tears magically dissapeared and i couldnt help but laugh in her face at her feeble attempt, i guess im going to hell but i already knew that.
It Ends Now!
February 21, 2009
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F U C K Y O U
I dont understand why blind and disabled people in general think they should receive preferential treatment, if that was me i would wana be treated normal.
The other day i got to the underground station and the platform was proper packed, so i waited for the train and ended up not getting on cos there was no space, so i thought i would have priority for the next train that came, i waited and i was gettin onto the second train when some blind guy and his friend started pushin through the crowd and onto the train then he came to me and his friend tried to push me out of the way!
WTF! i wasnt gna let him go past me so i pushed him back, so he pushed me and we jus ended up shovin eachother as we climbed on, and it was even worse cos like i said, the platform was packed and the train itself was packed, so i had a massive audience and now they all think im some dickhead!
Why You Should Never Upset Me
February 21, 2009
Its no surprise that Gary injured his back a couple days after he decided to rudely ignore me, I’m not saying I had anything to do with it but all I’m saying is that you should be careful when you ignore someone that doesn’t really count as a fan, prick!
Happy 21st Birthday Rihanna
February 20, 2009
